thoughts.

i had a conversation with our international marketing mgr today at the office, he is Australian. he was making sure i was in the loop on something and said, "we don't want you to be like 'W, T, F Mate!'..." accents make ordinary statements better.

in a meeting where somebody's answer to me was, "we've already tried that," i answered back (out of nowhere), "and sometimes you have to spay a dog twice". there was a pause, then everyone laughed. i was relieved, i have no idea where in the depths of my brain that flew out of.

there were the most delicious gourmet donuts delivered to our office this morning. they were huge. i ate half. yes, now you believe me that they were huge because i didn't eat a whole one.

while yapping on the phone to one of my bff's JenKelly, she discovered her black lab chloe was eating her husband's blue tooth. i had an instant idea for a commercial where a dog eats a blue tooth, and then the next phone call made to the cell has the dialogue coming out of the dog's mouth. i'm not exactly sure what the commercial would be for though. a kit kat bar?

a girl, on crutches, insisted on walking down the steep steps down into the boston commons garage because her claustrophobia has her unable to ride in elevators. she slipped on the steps and knocked her head. the paramedics had to come. that is a bad day.

at whole foods last night with my friend lauren (yes where we eat and chat about everything) a man walked out of the bathroom wearing cargo pants, and carrying a bottle of bleach. it was strange. i hope nobody was killed.

on a run this morning a taxi cab at a red light saw me yawn. he then started blaring the horn at me, closed his eyes and clasped his hands next to a head in a sleeping posish. i suppose he was bored. i was just tired.

this past week i have felt like i'm living in a kathy cartoon. you know, the one's where she's a mess and sweat and tears surround her silhouette wherever she goes? yupp. hopefully next week is different, well, i'll make sure it is. and there are certain things i know i have to do to allow that.


cw